Funny quotes…
01. Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
02. The road to success? It’s always under construction.
03. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
04. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or out of reach.
05. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
06. If at first you don’t succeed? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
07. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
08. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is money, there are many ways.
09. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique; just like everyone else.
11. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
12. Where there is money, there are many friends and relatives.
